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Posts Tagged ‘ancient greece’

Movie I should Love – or Hate?

Friday, May 20th, 2011

Immortals is coming to theaters soon. I should be excited right? Greek Gods and Goddesses? Men in manly skirts? Cool, epic settings and high drama.

So I watched this trailer and I thought, Huh… This could go either way: Love or Pass. At this point, I’m thinking Pass – which makes me sad.

And I’ll be honest and tell you why I think it’s a pass. There are a few actors that have this innate ability to kill a film. Sure, they might make an awesome flick now and then, but for the most part you see them and you feel that sinking feeling in the pit of your stomach – you see them and know. Mickey Rourke is one of those actors for me. He is great when he’s in ‘his’ role (ie himself in different yet similar stories and scenarios). But putting him into a mythological backdrop as a king questing for a magical bow that will unleash the Titans (the Olympic Gods enemies) before it can be found by the Olympians champion Theseus.

The ‘young cast’ is very…. interesting. I mean, Kellan Lutz as young Poseidon doesn’t chase me off? BUT, Luke Evans as Zeus? Isabel Lucas as Athena – well, you can see my concern.

Anyway, I guess I’ll revisit once I’ve actually seen the whole movie. Until then, check this out – and let me know what you think… click here.

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Sword and Sandal Flicks (Pre-1990)

Monday, May 16th, 2011

Continuing on, here are some older film offerings worth your time.

The Robe - (1953) This is a TEAR jerker. Yes, it’s a little melodramatic but it’s so lovely that you’ll get lost in it. Jean Simmons is a vision, Richard Burton and Victor Mature are manly yet emotive. AMAZING music and feathery vibrant TechnoColor all add up to a wonderful classic.

Spartacus (1960) – If you haven’t seen this film, I’d like to know why not? Seriously – is it a GOOD reason?

Conan the Barbarian (1982) – Arnold – barely speaking English and scowling sternly (sometimes comically) in menace. Too fun!

Beastmaster (1982) – I don’t know how many times I watched this one on HBO. Sigh – Marc Singer introduced me to the beauty of muscles: Go to fullsize image

Jason and the Argonauts (1963) – Stop motion fun for the whole family. How often can you say that nowadays?

WARNING – High cheese alert

Who’s Who on Olympus – Goddess’ Wrap Up

Friday, May 6th, 2011

So far we’ve covered Athena, Demeter, Aphrodite, and Hera. Persephone was also mentioned – but other than being Demeter’s daughter and Hades wife, she’s not a big player. Unless we’re talking about my take on her story, that is :)

Moving along:

Artemis is the Goddess of the Hunt and Archery. She is like the Game Warden of her times, managing the population and welfare of the animals. She is often depicted with deer or hunting dogs. Like Athena and Hestia, remained a virgin – demanding that her followers did the same. If one of her attendants broke their vow of chastity, even unwillingly, Artemis would punish them. A bit of a wild child, she had an unforgiving sense of justice.  She is the eldest twin sister of Apollo and played a part in several vengeance themed stories.

Hestia was one of the original Olympian gods. She was the Goddess of the Hearth, an embodied compassion, generosity and virtue.

Where Artemis and Athena enjoyed their freedom, Hestia preferred to stay out of the way - rarely leaving Olympus. She loved peace so  much, she never took a suitor or husband. When both Apollo and Poseidon set to woo her, she refused them both and declared a vow of chastity to avoid any rivalry. Her temple was built in Rome, the Temple of Vesta. Selected and honored at a very young age, a priestess greatest crime was to break her vow of chastity. If she did, she was buried alive. Once the grave was sealed up, it was smoothed over and unmarked so none would know it was a grave. Since the priestess would not have been buried properly,the woman/priestess was denied access to the Underworld and roamed the world for all eternity.

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Men in Skirts

Wednesday, April 20th, 2011

In my latest stories, most of the men wear skirts – some wear dresses. Before you get ahead of yourself, let me clear something up. We’re talking ancient Greece – so tunics (peplos for the ladies and chiton for men) were the only options.

I’m attaching my favorite example of a Real man in a skirt… Others have tried, but Eric Bana as Hector is one of my favorite heroes of all times!

I hope my heroes impart half as much masculinity and passion.